Dear John: Blasted fast-food commode to receive last rites

Remember the story about the man whose .40 cal. handgun accidentally discharged in a Utah fast-food restaurant's bathroom stall, demolishing the commode? In a decidedly tongue-in-cheek affair, the Centerville Carl's Jr. will hold a funeral for the toilet tomorrow, and employees will hand out complimentary bottles of Kaboom® Bowl Blaster, because "it was the toilet's favorite." A corporate marketing exec writes on the company's Facebook page: "Our thoughts go out to the surviving men's room urinal and porcelain sink." The Salt Lake Tribune.